Magical Job Placement: Audition for a Movie Role

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McKayla was twisting a lock of thick, soft hair that was dyed platinum blonde around her finger.

She scrolled down to find an interesting ad, and thought to herself, “That’s weird.”

When she clicked on the pop up, it was a role in the movie. All it said, was:

WANT A ROLE IN THE NEWEST SUPERHERO MOVIE?

BE THE FIRST TO SAY BUBBLES, AND YOU GET THE PART!

For monetary contracts, please contact studio executive Peter Dyson for details.

McKayla decided to head down to Kingsbury Studios for the newest film, Underwater Life starring a new superhero, called “Dolphin Man.”

There, she met with a director, named Gary Livingston, who was working with a secondary director, Julie Martin, as well as with casting agent, Barry Lopez.

McKayla arrived on set to say to them, “Bubbles!”

Gary told her, “You got the part. Welcome to the movie.”

Meanwhile, the casting agent, Barry saw his newest recruit, but he wasn’t pleased.

Why was he not pleased? He says….

  1. She’s supposed to be a blonde bimbo. The role is for a stripper that has gills and can swim underwater, but only underwater can she do innately smart things.
  2. Her role was meant for a guy, a guy whose superpowers is blowing bubbles at a mega rate. McKayla slowly transforms into a bisexual, renegade fraternity jock named McKale Von Westhoven.
  3. The casting agent wanted to recall the flyer. Therefore, McKayla’s movie role is to be an assistant to the superhero, a bimbo secretary of sorts, and possible love interest.
  4. He wanted to cast an LGBT person as a superhero named Bubbles, whose powers is to blow bubbles at a super fast rate. So, McKayla becomes either a lesbian, shemale, transman, or a hermaphrodite.
  5. The casting director thinks McKayla is too young and innocent for the role. So, McKayla starts to magically transform into being an older, more mature version of herself.
  6. Something Else
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Tue Jun 30 07:54:17 2015

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